The Last Straw

Hey hey! My girl K was the straw that broke the camel's (well, Mark Penn's) back. Her tip to Sneed finally opened Hillary's eyes to what a liability the pollster really is. Forget Colombia! Try the beef brisket po' boy. . .and some Old Spice, Mark. For those of you who don't want to jump the link:

Poison Penn?

Hill swill: Embattled Dem presidential contender Hillary Clinton's political strategist, Mark Penn, was spotted eating lunch alone Thursday at the original Heaven on Seven eatery.

• • The stats: Penn reportedly sat in a corner "eating what looked to be a beef brisket Po' boy, guzzling coffee and reading a disheveled Sun-Times," said a Sneed source. "And sweating," added the source. Hey, elections are the ultimate workout.