Tuesday, September 24, 2013

I'm Sure This Will End Well

From BPN today:

My name is Nata, I'm 20 and I grew up in Jerusalem.


I will be in Berkeley until spring and am looking for a family with kids and a spot on their lawn to park my minibus converted into a room! All I'd need is to use the facilities in your house (bathroom, kitchen) and in exchange I can babysit your kids for several hours a week. I come from a very big family and have lots of experience in nannying, so if this sounds like an idea that could work in your house please contact me, I think it could be really awesome!! 

I am currently in Israel for my brother's wedding and will be back only on October 8th so just write me an email or send me your phone number if you're interested!

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Greatest BPN of all time? Or just this century?

100% of the credit for catching this one goes to my friend David.

About big-diameter poop?
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Some of our family members have big-diameter poop.   Big poop clogs toilets.

The best toilet we've found, so far, is American Standard Champion 4.   American Standard
advertises that their Champion 4 will flush golf balls, but some poop has bigger diameter
than golf balls.

Can anyone recommend a toilet that will flush big-diameter poop the first time?

Expert with a plumbing snake!!!