Greatest BPN of all time? Or just this century?

100% of the credit for catching this one goes to my friend David.

About big-diameter poop?
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Some of our family members have big-diameter poop.   Big poop clogs toilets.

The best toilet we've found, so far, is American Standard Champion 4.   American Standard
advertises that their Champion 4 will flush golf balls, but some poop has bigger diameter
than golf balls.

Can anyone recommend a toilet that will flush big-diameter poop the first time?

Expert with a plumbing snake!!!