I just fired up the boiling water for the eggs when I noticed that the standard Paas egg dye colors are Yellow, Orange, Red, Teal and Denim. That's right, DENIM. Unacceptable. I mean, I can barely stomach teal, but denim crosses a line. Is blue trademarked by Cadbury, or by the Easter Bunny himself, or by the International Federation of Turdi Migratorii (that's the plural latin for American Robin, be-yatches)?
Whatever the answer, I will now imagine that 20% of our eggs are in little tiny jean suits. Isn't that sad?
2 comments:
What's to complain about? Now you have Sergio Valente Easter Eggs!!
Is there any way that you could apply a loony toons applique to the denim eggs? Tweety if the egg is a girl, Tasmanian Devil or Yosemite Sam if the egg is a guy and has a moustache.
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