Friday, December 05, 2008

Love Notes From my Husband

Some women get sweet nothings, here’s the kind of romance I enjoy. An email from Mr. Scob, in its entirety:

 

GENERAL CATBURD:
Mr. President, I am a soldier.  And I'm a damn good one.  I've
got enough decorations to snap a Christmas tree.  All I'm trying
to say is, and I hope I speak for everyone in this room, is that
I am scared.  I'm barely holding my... fudge, right now.

Cut to SENATOR CUNNINGHAM.  She is disgusted.

SENATOR CUNNINGHAM:
Stop acting like a goddamn schoolgirl, General, and pull
yourself together.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You married well.

Sam Turano said...

ha! history is made at night. character is what you are in the dark!