My New Year's Resolutions

I haven't gotten around to posting on this for a couple of reasons. First of all, my only resolutions are sort of heavy hitters, about which little can be said. Also, its actually harder to blog when you are ungainfully unemployed, as it turns out there are thousands of things to do when you are not working. So, the resolutions:

1. Get a job;

2. Be more patient, and less angry, with my children.

That's it. And according to Cosmo, I have already messed up on #1. Because, according to Cosmo, you are definitely not supposed to quit your job before you get a new one. You also aren't supposed to resolve to "keep your number down" (i.e. sleep with fewer people) but I might add that resolution to my list just because it would be 100% the easiest resolution I have ever made.