I went to a funeral today, and it occurred to me that all my last wishes may not be known. Just so its out there:
1. Do not include a reference to the Harry Potter books in my obituary.
2. Do not use the phrase "the romance of a train whistle" in the eulogy.
3. Do not call me a chick magnet.
4. Do not let anyone from my Ham radio club speak.
5. No songs from the soundtrack to Charlotte's Web should be played.
6. Do not let the funeral director speak. Or even attend, frankly.
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