A minor hobby of mine is to come up with something I could do for a year, that would be wierd, but not uncomfortable, and then write a book about it. Actually, my hobby is to think about thinking about that, but never actually coming up with anything. I had my first idea tonight though, while reading the L.L. Bean catalog. What if I only wore stuff from L.L. Bean for a year? Including those heinous mom khakis that bag at the area between your waist and your hips? And Bluchers. Every day, 365 days.
Could I do it? Would my husband still find me attractive? Or would no one notice (my bigger fear)? Is this book deal worthy? Would L.L. Bean vanity-publish this? I realize that this proposal needs some refining, but I want you to know that I've finally jumpstarted my new hobby, "imagining one year projects that could be pitched as book proposals".
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I have a ridiculous amount of comments on this, enough to necessitate The Bulleted List:
* have you seen My Year of Everything? Dave Holmes (whose other blog rules as well) is writing about reading a bunch of those Thing for the Year projects
* I have been buying a lot of LL Bean lately, returning to a state of inner preppie that would horrify teen Beth. That said, I too was flipping through the catalog just last night (!) and had to stop and show this picture (jump to page 118-119) to my husband. A Lubavitcher would call that frumpy!
* I am in the midst of a similar half-assed (in length and execution) project of my own. Another blog to neglect!
Beth, it puts me in the mind of Tuscadero's Nancy Drew:
http://www.lyricsmania.com/nancy_drew_lyrics_tuscadero.html
Thanks for the other tips and I will now be writing about a book about reading your blog for a year.
Oh and Beth, it was the pants on pp 116-117 that made me want to start this project, because I thought, "what could possibly induce me to wear those pants?" And a healthy publishing advance was all I could think of.
Excellent! Now I have to have a SDN:RH wrap party in the fall where I perform that Tuscadero song with you and Kellie H. as backup singers.
Beth: Just.Say.The.Word. and I am there.
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