Maybe I should remain on the East Coast. That sh#$ doesn't happen here in NJ.
Now anyone who knows me knows that I don't take Jersey throwdowns lightly. And in a real Jersey fashion, I am very critical of uses of New Jersey as a comparison tool even when Jersey comes out on top. Here's why. If you think Jersey can't produce a house sliding off a hill as well as SF can, YOU ARE WRAWNG. To wit:
Never doubt that New Jersey will have better collapsed houses than anywhere else outside of an underdeveloped nation in the path of an earthquake-induced tsunami-cane.
In an eerily similar vein, weatherologists reported that the first storm of the 2007 hurricane season was identified today and named Subtropical Storm Andrea. Although I am humbled by the reference, nothing short of a catastrophic event that takes Andrea off the List of Popular Baby Names will satisfy me. I hate the name Andrea.
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About popular baby names. I think the Social Security Administration has crappy data. According to their web site, Jonah wasn't one of the 100 most popular boys names in the state of Illinois in 2005 or 2006. But every time I go to a toddler's birthday party there are 4 or 5 Jonahs there. Either the Social Security data is wrong, or I am hanging out with an exceptionally Jewey crowd, that loves to name their boys after whale kibble.
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