Every since I moved to Alabama in August 2003, I have tried to be an ambassador for the state, particularly since moving back to California a year later. I tell everyone: "The people are so nice, and the food was SO good, and I really loved it there, except for the fart smell from the paper factories. They do have Democrats, and liberals, too, if only people would get to know them!" How often have I said that? A hundred times? A thousand?
Now all my hard work is undone by a single leprechaun.
Damn you, Leprechaun of Mobile, damn you. Or is that you don't want to share the beautiful Heart of Dixie, so you bring shame to its residents?
2 comments:
for a moment i was terribly afraid there would be an actual little person/dwarf the alabamians were staring at through binoculars, reclaiming alabama's title as least disability friendly state. then i breathed a sigh of relief. see, if you set your standards low, alabama can continue to impress.
say what?! say yeeah!
the woman in the car is onto something, they are ALL crack heads - the newscasters, the amatuer renderer, the leprechaun whisperer - ALL of them
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