Tomorrow, I am hosting a bridal shower for my younger sister, who is not the referred to
bridezilla of the title of this post. In researching what types of party games one has at a bridal shower, I have come to the disturbing conclusion that possibly the friends of bridezillas deserve their mistreatment, or at least have an outlet to respond to the vagaries of their awful soon-to-be-wed. *Just so it's clear, I did NOT write the text describing these games, I cut and paste it from the sites I linked to.* Check these out:
Hunk-in-a-Balloon: You take a total of 25 balloons, [more or less depending on the amount of guest arrive] and put either a picture and/or description of a man inside the balloon. After the balloons have been blown up and passed around, each lady pops her balloon with a provided pin. The lady who finds the hunk or groom is the winner!
Bachelorette Party Pinata: This is for a bridal shower/bachelorette party. The person planning the party buys an empty pinata, or makes one, and fills it with dirty little favors, instead of kiddie candy, such as condoms, hershey kisses, loliipops (lil suckers), a lace garter (for bride), and other kinky toys and items. When the bride hits the pinata and breaks it, out pops out these dirty little surprises that will make a memory of a lifetime!
Truth and 'Tare: After you have the attention of the guests, you show them a role of toilet paper, and walk around to each person and have them be truthful and tear off the amount of paper they use during one bathroom visit. The ladies at this point get shy so everyone takes a different amount as all eyes watch! After each person has a wad of paper, tell them all to be making anything out of the paper that has anything to do with a wedding, the best finished product wins a gift! I made a pillow with two rings on it, but my daughter won with her thong panties she so cutely crafted! This is fun! Everyone can be making something as the "Bride to be" is opening her gifts.
Honeymoon Adventure: When the bride is opening the presents for the shower, have someone discretely jot down the phrases she says. For example, "oh...this is wonderful," or "oh, this is so big!", or "I've never seen this before." Then you take all these phrases and put into phrases or like a story of how their honeymoon is going to go. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen, and everyone can't help but laugh!!!
Okay, sorry, I am almost done. These two are the best:
Penis Pin Game: Purchase some clothes pins and fuzzy balls. Draw a penis on the clothes pins and hot glue 2 fuzzy balls onto the end. As the guests arrive, pin the clothes pin on them and tell them they can not do something (such as touch their hair). When someone does this, tell the guests they may take the person's "penis". The one with the most "penises" at the end of the party wins.
Penis Perfection: Playdough is inexpensive, so the hostess buys each guest their own container. With the timer set for 1-3 minutes(depending on your opinion) each guest tries to shape their playdough into the best penis, and when the timer goes off, each penis is set on the floor in the middle of the room, and the bride to be judges the best looking one, and possibly maybe a prize for the worst looking one (but don't tell your guests that, or they will try hard to make it look bad). It is also neat as they lay on the floor to take a picture of all of them together, and to see how colorful they look with the different color playdough.
ADORABLE!!
And his heart apparently stopped, and then it began racing. He immediately brought the page to me and said he wanted it. Now. I said, Sure we can get that in the winter, it's nice. And he just kept asking for it and I said, Yes, he could have it. We then went to the grocery store. When we got home, he asked, "Is the jacket here yet?" We had to delay leaving for a birthday party so that we could order this.