Monday, July 02, 2007

Remarks on the Immigration Debate

This is about as far off topic of the "immigration debate" as a person can go and still be technically remarking on that debate, but here goes:

1. Based on Flight of the Conchords, which is HIL-AIR-EE-OUS, we need to issue more green cards/visas to the good people of New Zealand.



2. What if, in our* haste to complete the border fence between The U S of A and Mexico, we build the fence too far north? Does Mexico get to keep the land we leave on the other side of the fence? If we want it back, what is the venue for filing a lawsuit to recover it? The Hague?

* I use the plural in this comment to denote The United States, not me and some other person.

Finally, and this has nothing to do with immigration, I saw a bit of Paris Hilton on Larry King Live (actually Taped) this morning, and she is walking this fine line between "I was scared straight" and "I'm hard, I've been on The Inside." She also used the words spirituality and audacity, which makes me think she assigned herself a little presidential candidate biography to make the time go slower On The Inside.

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