Tuesday, July 02, 2013

One-Star Reviews: Curious George

You think you know where this One-Star round-up is going, don't you? Kidnapping a monkey in Africa and then letting it smoke a pipe and wear men's lounge pajamas. Horrible stuff. Then the poor beast is manhandled by brutish firemen. For shame. Sure, that One-Star is out there. In fact, here it is:


1.0 out of 5 stars Sends the wrong message to childrenApril 28, 1999
By A Customer
Curious George gets kidnapped from his natural habitat in an African jungle by a "nice" man who throws a sack over him, bundles him onto a ship and takes him to America where he puts him in a "nice" zoo.
Is this the kind of "niceness" we want our children to learn?

But there's more than one way to hate on George, believe it or not. Maybe you don't think it's a very accurate description of puzzle-piece surgery, or you don't like that George hallucinates. Someone agrees with you.


1.0 out of 5 stars The worst Curious Book yetMay 29, 2010
By 
DHH "DH" (Bloomfield Hills, MI United States) - See all my reviews
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
Unlike all the other Curious George compilations this book has a bunch of strange stories in it. The strangest is the one written in conjusction with the Boston Children's Hospital where George swallows a puzzle piece. He then gets admitted to the hospital, drinks barium and then gets operated on. As a physician this was far too detailed for Curious George story.

Another story in the book has George smelling a bottle of ether and then having stange dreams and passing out.

My daughter likes the hospital story as I make up all my own words but this book will hit the trash can one day soon. Buy any other compilation of George stories just not this one - it's like the writers were drinking on duty when this book got put together.


Or maybe you can't really be that specific, and its just the color scheme that drives your family insane.


1.0 out of 5 stars This piece of literature was very disapointing.April 20, 1999
By A Customer
This book is too scary for my whole family. My child is now traumatized and needs mental help. My wife thought the water colors were very cold and made her depressed. Customers should think before buying a book like this.

So many things wrong with George, aren't there?

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Wow! I thought the joke reviews were entertaining, but this serious (?) reviews are ten times better.