Squishy Brained

Despite the facts that its name makes it clear what the product is, it took me more than a minute to figure out what a PB Slice is. This item, perversely, solves a problem that I knew I had (I hate spreading peanut butter, for fear of injuring the bread) but which I didn't really care to solve.

It also probably doesn't solve this problem:

Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.

But now that I think on this, it would be good under a piece of Taylor ham pork roll, wouldn't it?

h/t M.